How do I excite a girl

Attention, girls! | 31 secrets that boys will NEVER tell you!

Many girls think that boys are simple and transparent

The truth is: boys have their secrets too - and they'll never tell you girls. That's why we're telling you!

1. Guys watch more porn than you think

Much more.

2. A lot of what guys see in porn is pretty perverse

Sex with multiple women is one of the more harmless things.

3. But that doesn't mean that guys are perverted

They often just look at these things out of curiosity or boredom. πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡

4. It also doesn't mean that guys want to re-enact this porn with you

Most guys are into normal sex.

5. Most of the time, when they say the opposite, they just want to show off to their friends

6. The way boys talk to each other about girls is pretty bad

Again, this has a lot to do with showing off and little to do with how they actually think of you.

7. Guys are constantly imagining what it would be like to have sex with the women around them

It does not matter whether it is the best friend or the teacher, a woman of the same age or a grown-up woman.

8. Boys are always afraid of failure

They see everything as a competition. They often have a big mouth, but when the pressure gets too big they buckle. Don't forget that and be gentle with them. πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“

9. Guys keep making up hero stories all the time

Every boy thinks of sex a lot, but just as often he comes up with totally crazy stories - for example, that the teacher suddenly pulls out a gun and shoots wildly. Or that a zombie epidemic is breaking out. At the center of these stories is HE himself - and the girl he is in love with and whose life he heroically saves.

10. Embarrassing: Guys get an erection at the most inopportune moments

Often they don't even know why.

11. So guys are not necessarily aroused when they have an erection

Sorry, but the famous Morgenlatte has nothing to do with you.

12. Guys hate going for a walk

But when guys are in love, all of a sudden they do a lot of things that they normally don't feel like doing.

13. Your friend sees that you've gained weight, but doesn't tell you

Because he doesn't dare. And because he doesn't mind. Most guys don't want any girls who are model-sized.

14. If a boy makes fun of you, he likes you

It's his way of showing you that. When he laughs at you, he actually wants to laugh with you.

15. If you hang out with a group of guys and everyone makes jokes about you, they'll check if you are one of them

Guys find it funny to insult each other all the time, and they don't hold it against each other. If they treat you like their friends, that's a good sign - but you shouldn't put up with everything!

16. When boys are insecure, they act like idiots

The loudest boy in the room is often the most insecure.

17. A boy with a crush on you would do ANYTHING to impress you

Really everything.

18. Nothing hurts a boy more than when the girl he is in love with laughs at him

No matter how long you've been together, it makes him feel humiliated.

19. Guys don't understand your subtle signs

You have to be as clumsy with them as they are with you. Otherwise they just don't get what you want from them. Don't say: β€œThis ring is absolutely beautiful! I love this ring! It looks so good on me! ”Rather say:β€œ Buy me this ring. β€πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’ πŸ“’ πŸ“’ πŸ“’πŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’Ž

20. Boys need time alone

Even in a relationship, boys need β€œboy time”, that is, time with themselves and with their friends. But often they don't admit it. So if you have a friend, don't wait for him to claim the space for himself, just leave him alone and wait until he gets in touch. So he can enjoy the time with you much better!

21. Guys follow unwritten urinal rules in public toilets:

  • Don't stand right next to another guy when another urinal is free.
  • Don't sit in a cubicle next to another guy when another cubicle is vacant.
  • Don't start a conversation while you pee unless your buddy is standing next to you.
  • Don't look into the other's crotch.

22. When guys ask for help, they really mean it. You then urgently need help!

23. Guys mostly mean what they say

Because of this, they often prefer to remain silent.

24. Boys mostly keep their promises

Because of this, they often prefer not to make promises.

25. Guys forgive quickly

Two boys can be mortal enemies in the morning and best friends in the evening. This is your advantage, because boys are rarely resentful towards girls either.

26. Guys pee in the sink

Because they can.

27. Most guys have measured their penis

They know exactly how long it is, but will always add a few inches when they talk to each other about it. πŸ† πŸŒ½πŸŒπŸ† 🌽🍌

28. Most guys have their penis photographed

29. Most guys have tried giving themselves a blowjob

It's not one of her proudest moments.

30. He loves you

Even if he doesn't keep saying it.

31. Look at their fathers

As boys age, they become like their fathers. Yes, that also means that you will become like your mothers.